(Note: this title is a reference to the title of the A.A. Milne book of children’s poetry and its title poem Now We Are Six – not just me referring to myself with the royal “we.”) 46. There really doesn’t seem to be anything good about turning 46. It’s on the bad side of the 40s, aka the side closer to 50. You’re still in your mid 40s – which would be bad enough – but not by much. I mean, it feels like you’re barely clinging to them, by your fingernails. How does the internet think I should I feel about turning 46, since that was so helpful last year? First, in terms of what Google suggests for searches when you type in “age 46”…See that image at the top? That’s what comes up if you’re me. Seriously Google? Is this all you think I care about? It’s somewhat comforting that when Damon does this search, he gets the same top three — what year born, menopause and irregular periods — but then that also means that women and people who can’t subtract are the only people who care enough about turning 46 to search for it. Then, what comes up when you go ahead and do the search is: 1) Images of famous, hot celebrities who are 46, of course. Except that they are Courtney Cox, who is 50, and Brooke Shields who is 49 – they just were pictured in pieces that appeared when they were 46 (
Now we are 46
Now we are 46
Now we are 46
(Note: this title is a reference to the title of the A.A. Milne book of children’s poetry and its title poem Now We Are Six – not just me referring to myself with the royal “we.”) 46. There really doesn’t seem to be anything good about turning 46. It’s on the bad side of the 40s, aka the side closer to 50. You’re still in your mid 40s – which would be bad enough – but not by much. I mean, it feels like you’re barely clinging to them, by your fingernails. How does the internet think I should I feel about turning 46, since that was so helpful last year? First, in terms of what Google suggests for searches when you type in “age 46”…See that image at the top? That’s what comes up if you’re me. Seriously Google? Is this all you think I care about? It’s somewhat comforting that when Damon does this search, he gets the same top three — what year born, menopause and irregular periods — but then that also means that women and people who can’t subtract are the only people who care enough about turning 46 to search for it. Then, what comes up when you go ahead and do the search is: 1) Images of famous, hot celebrities who are 46, of course. Except that they are Courtney Cox, who is 50, and Brooke Shields who is 49 – they just were pictured in pieces that appeared when they were 46 (