My breasts have gotten larger recently because I’ve put on some weight. I’ve put on weight elsewhere too, which stinks generally, but, probably because my chest is literally kind of under my nose, this is the most noticeable place. Now I’m sure some of you, are thinking, “Oh, poor you! People pay good money for that and you got it for free,” but I’ve never been one of those people who wanted to have larger breasts. There were times in my life when my appearance was more important to me than it is now — basically, when I was single and in my 20s and 30s and wanting to be noticed by good-looking jerks at parties — and even then, while I wanted to be attractive, the idea of wanting that area of my body to be bigger made no sense to me. I mean, why would I want to draw attention
Asymmetry, and boob pillows
Asymmetry, and boob pillows
Asymmetry, and boob pillows
My breasts have gotten larger recently because I’ve put on some weight. I’ve put on weight elsewhere too, which stinks generally, but, probably because my chest is literally kind of under my nose, this is the most noticeable place. Now I’m sure some of you, are thinking, “Oh, poor you! People pay good money for that and you got it for free,” but I’ve never been one of those people who wanted to have larger breasts. There were times in my life when my appearance was more important to me than it is now — basically, when I was single and in my 20s and 30s and wanting to be noticed by good-looking jerks at parties — and even then, while I wanted to be attractive, the idea of wanting that area of my body to be bigger made no sense to me. I mean, why would I want to draw attention